The news (via Joshua Drake’s blog): video / audio / slides available for two more talks on the postgresql conference site. Now for the funny part (this is from the slides of the “Babel of Procedural Languages” by David Fetter):
HAI
CAN HAS DATABUKKIT?
I HAS A RESULT
I HAS A RECORD
GIMMEH RESULT OUTTA DATABUKKIT "SELECT field FROM mytable"
IZ RESULT NOOB?
YARLY
BYES "SUMWUNZ IN YR PGSQL STEELIN YR DATA"
KTHX
IM IN YR LOOP
GIMMEH RECORD OUTTA RESULT
VISIBLE RECORD!!FIELD
IZ RESULT NOOB? KTHXBYE
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
This… is… incredibly… funny!!!